these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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