its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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