party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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