Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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