I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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