there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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