why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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