yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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