Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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