Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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