That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
