I'm eating all of the evidence.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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