thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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