Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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