He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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