at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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