i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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