Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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