Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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