The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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