first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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