Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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