I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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