How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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