We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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