i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Randomize
