Im at strip club and am horny
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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