I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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