Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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