i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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