You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i dont even know how to be here
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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