Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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