That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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