So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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