Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
