Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
