This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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