Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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