i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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