...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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