Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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