Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
