Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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