i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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