I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
im holly from the hills drunk
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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