I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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