She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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