dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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