: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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