no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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