I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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