Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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